October 12, 2011 § 2 Comments
I turn 28 next week: that’s not old, according to anyone I know who is even just 1 year older than me. But it’s still older.
Descending from youth is way more fun than ascending to adulthood. Why? New mysteries. One: why do my knees hurt when I’m just sitting peacefully? Two: It appears my esophagus is aging less gracefully than the rest of my internal organs: I can’t seem to lean over within two hours of dinner without puking a little. It’s totally gross.
Next Monday the science experiment called ‘Audrey’ is turning its 28th year: what new discoveries are in store for 2012? Only time will tell.